OK, so the title is clickbait. A “stay at home” order was issued by Colorado’s governor yesterday. The official announcement is here. But, it doesn’t really change anything, so it smells like “Hey, see, we’re doing something!” political posturing. It’s good to see that cannabis and liquor stores are classified as “essential services”. What a joke.

Anyway, we won’t comply, and if we’re stopped (I really do hope local law enforcement has better things to do) I’ll just say, “Hey man, we’re on a beer run!”

What fools these mortals be

William Shakespeare